Men with this name are either openly gay or closeted. But they are definitely gay. They're so lame that somehow their jokes are funny. Most of the time, a complete dick. But there are those very special times when they're being not as big of a pain. Pretty good fashion sense too bc gay.
I need a dad joke that's genuinely funny. A knock knock joke will do too.
When you dip your balls in cheese and spin around quickly, causing the cheese to hit someone in the face. Dirty Nihaal is almost like Russian Roulette, in a way.
Person 1: Yo bro how about we do a Dirty Nihaal this Sunday?
Person 2:Say fucking less!
Person 3: What the actual fuck is a Dirty Nihaal
A muscular manboy complete with luscious eyelashes and majestic abs. Very cute sensitive, smart, shy, funny guy that has the cutest smile. He's a chick magnet who never cheats or lies to anyone. Nihal's are not way too emotional but they will be with you till end.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."