Niganeered 

The act of correcting an expensive fix only using duck tape and a small amount of wire.

When faced with a busted window Paul called his professional Niganeer (PN) who niganeered a fix with 2 pieces of wire and a roll of duck tape.

Niganeered by Ghost4583 January 14, 2013

Professional Niganeer (PN) 

1) One trained in the professional Arts of niganeering.

2) The one person working while the other 10 stand around.

3) One certified to provide a plan for the simplest tasks, usually employed by a major corporation.

After losing my muffler I had to consult my Professional Niganeer (PN) who wrote a plan for using duct tape and 2 pieces of wire to fix my problem.

Professional Niganeer (PN) by Ghost4583 January 14, 2013

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004