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An ex-good TV show network. Used to have good shows like Hey Arnold, All That, Kenan and Kel, Are You Afraid of the Dark, Clarissa Explains It All, ect, but now sucks with new crap shows such as Victorious (wtf?) iCarly (double-wtf?) and Kung Fu Panda (WTF?), ect. The only parts that are even halfway decent to watch is Nick@Nite, which just shows reruns of shows from MTV, TBS, or other shows they didn't create, or 90's Are All That, which shows reruns of Nickelodeon shows from the 90s, a.k.a it's FORMER (keyword FORMER) glory.
Stevette- Wtf iCarly is on again! It isn't even funny, if that was a real webshow nobody would watch them! Why are all these new Nickelodeon shows crap!

Charle Jame- Ikr! What happened to all the good shows like Kenan and Kel! It's like Nick got rid of all the good shows!

Stevette- I can't believe some people watch this shit! I'd would rather watch the DISNEY channel than this!

Charle Jame- So would I! Wow, if we would rather watch the Disney channel than this, then Nick must have gone seriously wrong somewhere!

Stevette- Totally, right! Let's swtich the channel!

Charle Jame- Lets! Oh, look, here's a good show on another channel!
by Nickelodeon Is Shit Nowadays January 12, 2012
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Gay pice of shit that canceled Invader Zim.

A television station run by neo nazis.

A TV channel that allways has crappy cartoons.

See also shit
Bob: nickelodeon is so fucking gay.
Joe: O RLY?
Bob: YA RLY!
Joe: NO WAI!!!
by Is this name used? August 06, 2006
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The orignal "kids" channel. Had some great shows like Rocko and Invader Zim, but now its just a bunch of retarded Klasky Csupo cartoons, and 24-hour whoring of spongebob.
Nickelodeon sucks now.
by I hate your Emo Haircut December 11, 2004
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A cable channel that used to show Rockos Modern Life And Ren and Stimpy, but now it sucks more for gay shows like CatDog, Chalkzone and the "new and improved" All That.
by deoww July 13, 2003
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A Kids TV Channel that used to be the shit in the 90's. But nowadays the likes of Ren & Stimpy, Invader Zim ect. are all canceled. Nowadays they got bullshit on like iCarly, Spongebob Squarepants, Back at the Barnyard, Penguins of Madagascar ect. Today I would only watch that damn channel if it was on Nick at Nite.
Back in the 90's

Kid: Nickelodeon is my favorite TV channel!

Adult: It is a pretty damn good channel.
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Now

Kid: Nickelodeon is my favorite TV channel!

Adult: Son if you were only alive durring the 90's you would know.
by Most pop culture today sucks August 29, 2009
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A fucking awful Cocksucker network that used to be cool with Rockos Modern Life and Ren & Stimpy and now is a tragedy to even have on your cable line-up.
I wish to have Nickelodeon taken off my cable lineup.
by FhillyMan May 13, 2003
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Childish or immature.

rookie league.
Yo I can't do this 18 & over club, It's nickelodeon in here.

My baby's mom came up to my job acting all nickelodeon, almost got me fired.
by Trinide April 27, 2007
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