Nick’s mom 

Just a bitch

Yep

There’s no sex joke

I’m serious, she’s just a bitch

Person 1: Damn, Nick’s mom is really riding my ass today
Person 2: Figuratively or literally?
Person 1: Both
Person 2: Damn. Been there bro

Nick’s mom by pOng_wong April 27, 2022

Nick's Mom 

A person who can be considered a sexually active slut; usually even sluttier than a prostitute, hooker, etc. Can also be used to describe a plethora of STD's.

The ice cream man is like Nick's Mom; when they come into the neighborhood, everybody runs out with $1 bills in their hands.

Nick's Mom by NotAbeLincoln May 16, 2014

Nick’s Mom’s Poon 

A very disrespectful way to disrespect someone’s mother when you are describing something that is very deep or wide. This phrase should only be used to describe something that fits the criteria of being deep or wide very well.

Man I saw the Mariana Trench and it was as big as Nick’s Mom’s Poon!!!!

Nick’s Mom’s Poon by yumspoiledmilk June 9, 2019

nicks mom is hot 

When the birth giver of nick, he calls her mom but everyone else calls her mommy.

You may wish to get some action with that sexy lady but can’t because shes nicks mom. Shes the only reason why you choose to hang out with nick and have sleepovers, waking up to waffles and eggs made from scratch with those two jugs right in front of you almost gives justice to nicks corny ass personality and fugly appearance you have to deal with.

Guy 1: woah dude nicks mom is hot af ong.
Guy 2: fr I wish I could fuck that milf

Guy 1: same but like shes nicks mom
Guy 2: fuck thats right I hate that

nicks mom is hot by I fuck my bitches in paris April 18, 2023

Nicks mom 

Likes to eat raw mango deer jerky. She can be used many ways ;) . #milfnation

Nick: hey guy wyd?
You: nicks mom duh

Nicks mom by Freznough1332 April 17, 2019