(n.) this is the result of either eating too much spicy food, having a flu, or getting anally penetrated too hard and/or rapidly. A massive eruption of defecation occurs where shit falls uncontrollably from the asshole. Anywhere from 6 to 65lbs of shit can leave the body.
After anally raping his boyfriend, Glenn pulled out his big jagged dick so fast from Tucker's ass, that Tucker experienced the Niagara Falls of Shit.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.