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Niagara Falls of Shit 

(n.) this is the result of either eating too much spicy food, having a flu, or getting anally penetrated too hard and/or rapidly. A massive eruption of defecation occurs where shit falls uncontrollably from the asshole. Anywhere from 6 to 65lbs of shit can leave the body.
After anally raping his boyfriend, Glenn pulled out his big jagged dick so fast from Tucker's ass, that Tucker experienced the Niagara Falls of Shit.

Niagara Shits 

When a male shits into a female's neck and it falls down her cleavage resembling a waterfall.
Person 1: YO I GAVE THIS NASTY BITCH A HUGE NIAGARA SHITS LAST NIGHT!!

Person 2: oh shit you lucky basterd

Person 1: THE BEST PART WAS I TOOK ABOUT 8 LAXATIVES THAT AFTERNOON

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026