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Newton Aycliffe 

A small town in County Durham in the north east of England that contains many chavs. The biggest highlight of this town is Tesco. This town has 2 comprehensive schools that always threaten to fight eachother but never actually do it. Newton Aycliffe town centre is filled with pigeons and stinks of shite. There is a greggs in the town centre too. There are many parks in aycliffe that you will find 13 year old chavs drinking in and if you're lucky they might even shout some abuse at you, Tesco park is one example of where you will find these people (it is called tesco park because it is near tesco). Newton Aycliffe also has a woods called 'the burn' many people have been raped and stabbed. If you are looking for a fight you could go to one of the most classy places in Aycliffe, DL5 this is a bar/club also known as D L Dive.

I would advise that people don't come here :')
Chav1:Did you get me weed mate?

Chav2:Aye mate i went down the dandy cart in newton aycliffe.
Newton Aycliffe by kbkg January 12, 2011
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newton aycliffe 

a hole of a town in the north-east of england which has many slaggy chavs or brick-arders as they like to think. it's also where mother turtle and her cronies work.
chav - "ey ya wanna gan to tesco park and av a bit of white lightning like...way eye man"

charva - "do yey wanna hang around the kebabey shop at newton aycliffe and annoy the fat owner (mr happy!!)"

mother turtle - "i'll run yar over!"
newton aycliffe by mousecatcher October 16, 2011

Newton Aycliffe 

newton aycliffe is the chavist town u will ever go to I seriously suggest not to go down the burn you probably get injected with smack and the pigeons will steal ya food wherever you go (they are called rats with wings here), stay inside at night as underage drinkers hang around all the shops in town, especially the takeaway ones to shout abuse at the fat owners (like sweaty john) most takeaway shops have very low hygiene standards that probably is infected with HIV.
chav 1: "did ya get your chips mate"
chav 2: "yea but that rat with wings was eating them"
chav 3: "be glad it did mate, It's spazzing on the floor in newton aycliffe town "

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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