Well... where do we start? Newhaven is a small town on the south coast of Great Britain, if you were to 'Google' Newhaven, it would come up with Newhaven fort, this is Newhaven's *only* tourist attraction.
It's a good thing that Newhaven only has one tourist attraction because its such a terrible place, people don't want to have a nice picnic on a picnic bench with there nan because
1. the chances are, they'll be mugged then beaten up whilst being raped, for there nice brie in the picnic and
2. All of the picnic benches are "out of order" either ripped from there foundations, dissected into the metal and wood bits, the metal bit is sold as scrap metal and the wood is used for the fire at one of newhavens 24 (and counting)rubbish pubs. Rubbish is a nice word to sum up the pubs in newhaven
Traditionally, it's a fishing town with a big fish market, now its just full of old moody overweight people who get up at 10 in the morning, go down to the pub, have 3 pints and whinge about the weather or something... ohh, and eat pork scratchings.
The whole port is owned by the french (doesn't that explain alot now).
Nothing much happens in Newhaven, just the odd murder, suicide and rnli launch.
It's a good thing that Newhaven only has one tourist attraction because its such a terrible place, people don't want to have a nice picnic on a picnic bench with there nan because
1. the chances are, they'll be mugged then beaten up whilst being raped, for there nice brie in the picnic and
2. All of the picnic benches are "out of order" either ripped from there foundations, dissected into the metal and wood bits, the metal bit is sold as scrap metal and the wood is used for the fire at one of newhavens 24 (and counting)rubbish pubs. Rubbish is a nice word to sum up the pubs in newhaven
Traditionally, it's a fishing town with a big fish market, now its just full of old moody overweight people who get up at 10 in the morning, go down to the pub, have 3 pints and whinge about the weather or something... ohh, and eat pork scratchings.
The whole port is owned by the french (doesn't that explain alot now).
Nothing much happens in Newhaven, just the odd murder, suicide and rnli launch.
by mrtreeboy222 December 30, 2011
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Living in Newhaven automatically qualifies you for government disability benefits, and there are conspiracies that it’s a secret government testing site whereby they explore the effects of adding poison to the water of the population. There is absolutely no reason to visit this dump unless you’re Louie Theroux making a documentary about the biggest shitholes on Earth, alongside Iraq, Afghanistan, a concentration camp and a Thai prison.
Living in Newhaven automatically qualifies you for government disability benefits, and there are conspiracies that it’s a secret government testing site whereby they explore the effects of adding poison to the water of the population. There is absolutely no reason to visit this dump unless you’re Louie Theroux making a documentary about the biggest shitholes on Earth, alongside Iraq, Afghanistan, a concentration camp and a Thai prison.
Newhaven is known as the unwiped shit-covered arse of East Sussex, boasting the highest crime rates, a huge booming tourism sector (homeless people mostly), with high-end restaurants such as McDonalds and KFC, and lets not forget the world-famous industrial estate which, lets be real here, nobody gives a shit about and is a front for a drug and prostitution ring.
Living in Newhaven automatically qualifies you for government disability benefits, and there are conspiracies that it’s a secret government testing site whereby they explore the effects of adding poison to the water of the population. There is absolutely no reason to visit this dump unless you’re Louie Theroux making a documentary about the biggest shitholes on Earth, alongside Iraq, Afghanistan, a concentration camp and a Thai prison.
Living in Newhaven automatically qualifies you for government disability benefits, and there are conspiracies that it’s a secret government testing site whereby they explore the effects of adding poison to the water of the population. There is absolutely no reason to visit this dump unless you’re Louie Theroux making a documentary about the biggest shitholes on Earth, alongside Iraq, Afghanistan, a concentration camp and a Thai prison.
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Get the New Haven mug.PIZZA. pepe's, the spot, sally's, bar, dayton street. Downtown where the meatheads roam and 16 year old girls show ID's made of paper to go to alchemy, oracle, nikkita, gotham, sci-fi, ponchos. quinnipiac kids welcome, yale kids stay at the f'in library. ball at edgewood park during the day, concerts on the green every saturday night, rest in peace new haven coliseum. you have cross, hillhouse, career high schools, SCSU, the farnham house, slums, bums, million dollar cribs, champagne hoes with kool-aid money. The dopest city in CT, elm city baby 203.
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