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New Woke 

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It's like New Coke, which wasn't coke at all.

(noun) The current advocacy movements, and people belonging to them, who try so hard to be socially accepting and "woke" that they end up being problematic.

(adj) A quality of an idea, which tries too hard to be socially aware and ends up being problematic.
Oh look, there goes the NEW WOKE, using the four Nubian Pharoahs to erase Egyptian Identity and claim culture and history, despite the artwork of all the other pharoahs, cause somehow that's pro black.

Martha: Doesn't claiming that not wanting to touch certain genitals is transphobic, play into the 90s and 00s stereotypes that trans people don't care about attraction or desires, which was used to justify anti-trans violence?
Delilah: Shhh, its the NEW WOKE, they don't know what they're doing.
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New Woke 

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Somebody who swears on their life they are "anti-woke" while embodying the negative aspects of unreasonable identity politics that being "woke" is so often characterized by. Often characterized by strong sensitive reactions while claiming that anyone who disagrees with them is being "overly sensitive".
White Lives Matter is just identity politics--call that the New Woke.
New Woke by KJaydeB May 26, 2025

New Woke City 

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Noun - The capital city of the mythical land of Wokistan. The cultural epicenter of all things woke, and the premier getaway destination for aspiring Woketopians who need to score intersectional points with their left-wing peers.
That patchy-bearded, dirtbag over there who's stopping traffic for no apparent reason obviously thinks he's the Mayor of New Woke City.
New Woke City by La Pluma May 12, 2021

I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI🗣️🗣️🗣️ 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥 

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I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI🗣️🗣️🗣️ 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI🗣️🗣️🗣️ 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI🗣️🗣️🗣️ 💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥

I woke up in a new bugati 

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it means that u r super cool and zesty
wowzerz i woke up in a new bugati

I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI 

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When you wake up in a new bugatti, so you scream it out in pure joy.
Bob: (SCREAMS) I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI

Jake: Why do you gotta be so loud?!

Bob: I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
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