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New Baltimore 

Another trash town for all the trailer trash. Broken families, wiggers, busted open women, and racists galore. Come on down you'll find it all here in New Baltimore!
Nothing to do in New Baltimore so might as well have a couple kids and get a trailer while we wait for the fish fly festival.

New Baltimore 

A town in Michigan which everything looks like something from the 1800's except a library. It literally looks older than Baltimore.
Are you SURE this isn't OLD Baltimore? New Baltimore.