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Never rub another man's rhubarb! 

Yes, its from the first Batman movie in 1989. It means stay the fuck away from my girl. It is part of the code. No friend of mine is allowed to talk to or hang out alone with my girlfriend unless they want the wrath unleashed upon them.
"What the fuck man? You took her out to dinner last night? Never rub another man's rhubarb."
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Never rub another man's rhubarb! 

Told to Bruce Wayne by the Joker. The Joker was refering to his relationship with Vicki Vale
"Never rub another man's rhubarb!"- The Joker(Jack Nicholson)

Never rub another man's rhubarb! 

Can be used in two cases. One for the girls and one for the guys. When this is said to a girl, it means dont play with other blokes dicks. When said to a guy it means dont touch up my girl (rhubarb being a nice sweet dish when added with sugar, girls being nice and sweet)
Boys: Hey man, thats my girlfriend you're trying to impress. Stop it, never rub another mans rhubarb.

Girls: Hey there bitch what you doing? That guys coming on to you. Remember I'm your boyfriend, never rub another mans rhubarb or else. (fight)
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026