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Neubauer 

When a person completely assumes that everything was meant for just them. Any decency of sharing, or possibly acknowledging that it didn’t belong to them is completely disregarded.
There were totally FIVE brownies left....pretty sure you Neubauered the whole pan. Thanks for thinking about leaving me at least a half of one. Glad you enjoyed all my hard work
Neubauer by GrassMechanics August 18, 2019
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Nuebauer 

Nuebauer is a total douche of a human. Horrible person who ruins the lives of everyone it touches. Total existence is to cause pain in others.
Stay away from that person they are a Nuebauer and will ruin your life.
Nuebauer by It’s all in fun January 24, 2024

Jonas Neubauer 

7-time world champion of Tetris, and that's about it.
RIP Jonas Neubauer

1981-2021

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026