Netjee 

The sweetest, funniest person you’ll ever meet. She’s hot AND smart BUT is always ready to throw hands if someone tries to fuck with her. She’s an amazing friend. Everyone should have a Netjee in their life.

Hoe: “Netjee looks like a bitch”.
Good person: “ No, Netjee is a bad bitch”.

Netjee by pappardellepanini November 22, 2021

Social Netjerking 

1.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that your hottest friends have posted on their social networking profiles.

2.) Jerking off to the slutty pictures that a total stranger has posted on their social networking profile.

1.) I did a bit of social netjerking this morning while looking at your girlfriend's facebook page. Man she posts some slutty pictures!

2.) The girl who works at Wawa is pretty hot... there might be some social netjerking in our future if I can figure out her last name!

Social Netjerking by KOZE KITTENZ September 22, 2011

Neteeca 

Neteeca is a loving, sassy girl with a big heart. Though she has good motives and always looks for the good in people, she is wild, ambitious and not afraid to stick up for what she believes in. Truth and honesty comes first for her and she won't stop until she is heard. She is a beautiful young girl and has boys falling at her feet, who occasionally makes them feel very intimidated. This girl deserves the world but treat her right, she is one of a kind and once you betray her trust you will never find another girl like her.

Wow. Did you see how wild that girl was last night? she must be a Neteeca!

Neteeca by tommy 101 August 30, 2018

Newjee 

Someone from or native to New Jersey.

Are you going to hang out with your Newjee friends tonight?

Newjee by TheMcTwo May 18, 2009

netjerking 

When computer networking goes bad. When trying to set up a computer network, you encounter several unexplained problems, troubleshoot by pulling out (jerking) a lot of cables around, you learn a lot about the network, but in the end you're unable to solve the problem in the time alotted. It is very frustrating. It's a low-brow humorous euphemism for an analogous male sexual act. Both are exercises in futility which may be fun and consume energy but produce no practical results.

Netjerking is a lot of fun but as usual accomplishes nothing.

My buddy and I spent all afternoon netjerking in the computer lab.

The client had me running around the building netjerking until my arms were tired before giving up for the day.

netjerking by warp9pnt9 November 22, 2009

netseed 

An elaborate and surreptitious form of marketing on the internet. A netseed usually takes the form of a staged amateur video and is later revealed to be a commercial.

"That 'Bride Wigout' video on YouTube is a netseed! The crazy bitch cut her hair, but it's a commercial for Sunsilk hair products!"

netseed by Robbie McNamara December 14, 2008

netweem 

To be ones bitch

that kid is such a netweem

netweem by netweem January 4, 2018