A friend that never comes out to social events. Because they are either a homebody or are pussy whipped.
Dude 1: "Where's Luke Williams?"
Dude 2: "Don't know, cunts such a Nessy."
by Merv Mervson September 12, 2014
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“You’ve been Nessy-ed!” is the term used when you unwittingly make eye-contact with the person in the office that tells repetitive stories in a mono-tone voice. You have already heard the stories several times during the course of the morning and have waited until given the all-clear by your colleagues that it is now safe to enter the kitchen. Too late, she has already spied you and you are now drawn into the mind-numbing adventures of caravans, mini-cooper rallies, pet chiwawa, not forgetting the recent perilous tales of having cortisone injections into her frozen shoulder. This experience is comparable to stories of water-torture endured during during the 16th Century.
Oooooo I bin ‘avin terrible trouble wiv me’ shoulder..!” Help! I've been Nessyed
by funnyas May 21, 2009
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a man or boy who is the sex. every girl whos ever met him falls inlove with him in a snap. hes very seductive and sexy and is also a good friend and a loving family member.
damn hes a real nessy.
by sashabearisdasexx November 6, 2008
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The sound of flatulence as it is expelled from the anus.
Nessie has been calling ever since I ate that chilli.
by moe the monkey January 2, 2009
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Bad case of diarrhea while traveling through Scotland
Good thing Frazier is wearing a kilt. drinking all that buckfast is gonna give him a bad case of Nessie’s revenge , he’d likely ruin his undewaear.
by etlucent December 24, 2017
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The art of having such an enormous bowel movement that when you stand up and examine it before you flush....the poop is sticking up out of the water.
Dude, I ate at White Castle last night and this morning I pulled off a Crapstack Nessie!!
by SuperDoops October 24, 2010
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When your poop is so big it sticks halfway out of the water, like the famous photograph of the Loch Ness Monster
Yo, Harold! Come check out the size of this Messy Nessy before I flush!
by Turd_Burgler December 8, 2017
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