Nessy 

Short for "The Loch Ness Monster" a mythic creature that has been known for its extordinary life span inside of Loch Ness Scotland and is world widely known. There has been many-a set ups from people who want lots of cash for taking picutes of her.

"Duuuuuuude, I took a picture of Nessy today!"
"You liar, let me see it!"

Nessy by Kuabin May 11, 2006

Nessy 

Having sex with the same gender, because they look like your friend.

Boy that could have gotten real Nessy back there.

Nessy by Doomos October 8, 2005

Nessy 

The single most gorgeous girl in the entire world

I thought I was in heaven, but I was really just looking at Nessy

Nessy by Vitaly June 16, 2003

Nessy 

Is having a large long turd that the end sticks up out of the water resembling the Loch Ness Monster.

I just took a nice Nessy.

Nessy by sfrydaddy7 January 30, 2010

nessy 

She's abserlutely gorgeous, wouldn't change her for the world!!you really need to see someone as hot as her!!

god your so fucking gorgeous!

nessy by Nessy's Admirer April 14, 2004

Nessy 

A friend that never comes out to social events. Because they are either a homebody or are pussy whipped.

Dude 1: "Where's Luke Williams?"
Dude 2: "Don't know, cunts such a Nessy."

Nessy by Merv Mervson September 12, 2014

nessy 

a man or boy who is the sex. every girl whos ever met him falls inlove with him in a snap. hes very seductive and sexy and is also a good friend and a loving family member.

damn hes a real nessy.

nessy by sashabearisdasexx March 21, 2009