nessie

n. when you take a dump that is so long that it sticks out of the water.

After eating that bowl of oatmeal, I feel like I could lay a nessie.

by shane November 30, 2004

Nessie

A guy who says he has a big penis, but there is no proof that it exists.

That guy must be a nessie, he claims to have a big one, but he can't get a girl.

by kir3d May 4, 2010

Nessy

Having sex with the same gender, because they look like your friend.

Boy that could have gotten real Nessy back there.

by Doomos October 8, 2005

Nessy

The single most gorgeous girl in the entire world

I thought I was in heaven, but I was really just looking at Nessy

by Vitaly June 16, 2003

Nessied

When a person is humpped by a dog. No penitration is neccessary.

Greg: yo my dog started to hump me yesterday when I was tring to grab something from under the table.
Ryan: you got nessied bitch

by C money $$$$ March 30, 2009

Nessie

Renesmee Carlie Cullen's nickname, given to her by Jacob Black because he considers her full name to be a mouthful, though Bella strongly dislikes him nick-naming her child "after the Loch Ness Monster". However all of the characters adopt this shortened version.

*spoiler* Also "Vanessa Wolfe" is actually Nessie. In Breaking Dawn Bella is worried about a possible Volturi attack, so she gets Fake Id's for Jacob and Nessie calling them Jacob And Vanessa Wolfe, since Bella assumed that that was a name that "Nessie" could be short for *spoiler*

Grandpa Charlie: “See you tomorrow, Nessie.”
Bella: “Not you, too! Huh? Her name is Renesmee. Like Renée and Esme, put together. No variations.”

by twifangirl21 April 27, 2009

Nessy

Is having a large long turd that the end sticks up out of the water resembling the Loch Ness Monster.

I just took a nice Nessy.

by sfrydaddy7 January 30, 2010