Neptune Effect

When you think you hurt something, but it was minor.

When I sat on my finger, I thought I broke it, but it was the Neptune Effect.

by J-Dogg147 July 30, 2016

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neptune's kiss

The splashback of cold bog water up your ringpiece when dropping the kids off at the pool.

(from cubicle): "Aaaaaah"
(from other cubicle): "Neptune's kiss?"
(from first cubicle): "More of a peck on the cheek."

by Dannyboffin October 13, 2007

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A Vial Neptune, (or Vial of Neptune), or simply "Vial", is beautiful young woman capable of anything. She is intelligent, beautiful, dark, pretty, and mysterious. She believes in Lilith, she studies the dark arts, practices witchcraft and Tarot, and has the ability to captivate your soul. A woman like this in the past would have been referred to as a "Goth", but a Vial, short for Violet, is just that: a Vial of dark beautiful energy beyond superficiality, fashion, style, etc. It is a feminine resurgence, an emotional intelligence, a divine and powerful woman. The first Vial was Brittney Lazo Rodriguez, from San Deigo. A powerful witch, protected by the spirit world, and stunning in every sense of the word. If you find yourself a Vial, treat her like the Queen that she is.

"Look at that hot goth!"
"She's not a goth, she's a Vial. A Vial Neptune."
"What's a Vial.. Neptune?"
"If you need to ask, you don't deserve to know."

by MrSambo September 26, 2023

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Sweet Neptune

Sweet Neptune is another way of saying "oh my god" , "holy cow" , "oh my lord"

Neptune can also be used alone and it can mean: "being shocked", "being disturbed" or "suprised".

"SWEET NEPTUNE THAT SOUNDED WRONG!"

"OH MY NEPTUNE..."

"neptune no"

"MERCIFUL NEPTUNE" (sub for holy cow.)

by chingandchang November 15, 2016

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