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A Nepomuk always wears short pants. It doesn't matter how cold it is.
Dude, how can you wear short pants in Winter... You're such a Nepomuk!
Nepomuk by flxwly October 5, 2020
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A wonderful person with a great story and much to tell. He is one of the real ones and a one of a kind.

He will be there for you when no one else is. He knows what true family means. For him it doesn't matter where you come from, how rich you are or how you earn your money. He takes you as you are and will love you with the purity of his heart. Once you belong to his family he’d rather give his last shirt then let you down ever again. His friends also call him Muki d'angelo. As an angel send by the gods he will give you the trust and the love you need to rise and find yourself.

You will notice a Nepomuk when you have the strong feeling of trust and security. With him by your side you will know a little bit more where you belong.
"I met a really interesting guy, his name is Nepomuk"
Nepomuk by veganpenutbutterbrownie December 30, 2021
Nepomuk is a term derived from the german language. It's commonly used to describe someone who is gay and utterly useless. Furthermore, is someone called a 'Nepomuk' often harassed later in life. The suicide rate of people called a Nepomuk at some point in life is extraordinarily high.
I can't believe you broke up with me to fuck my sister! You are such a Nepomuk!
Nepomuk by durango_godly February 8, 2020
A Nepomuk is someone who has a very dirty humor. He often is one of the tallest in the room and the best when in comes to saying stupid things. It's difficult to describe a Nepomuk, but it helps to know his favorite word is c*ck.
Person a: It was stuck in there.
Person b (nepomuk): That's what he said.
Person a : Oh, youre such a Nepomuk
Nepomuk by Brickoutofthewall November 21, 2021

Johann Nepomuk 

A person who is the most actractive guy in the friend group
Wow he wears Timberlands! What a Johann Nepomuk
Johann Nepomuk by chiefkeefsosa69 February 2, 2024

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Clito Ruiz y Picasso

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Clito Ruiz y Picasso is the emoticon face that visited the LGBTQ+ scratch studio (AKA the Gaehive) in June of 2021. He seems to use he/they pronouns. This is Pablo: (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Clito Ruiz y Picasso is our god.

Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso 

A Renaissance painter who didn't really do his job all that well. Oh, and he had a really long name.
"Aw, Pablo Diego José Francisco de Paula Juan Nepomuceno María de los Remedios Cipriano de la Santísima Trinidad Ruiz y Picasso!"
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