nemod

an extremely screwed up person. In some cases a retard. You call someone it as an insult if they aren't retarted but act like they are. You call someone it as a classification if they truly are retarded

1) John (who is acting like a retard): Haha man look at me !!
YOU: Wow John you are a fricken nemod

2) Bobby (actually a retarded man): Haha sdnusdncn
YOU: Oh kids, don't laugh - he's nemoded (or a nemod).

by T-REV ya heard July 6, 2006

Nemod

A nerd who dresses like an emo and is odd.

That guy with the black coat and gameboy colour is a nemod.

by THE FIRST OTANEMOD!!!!!!!1 January 10, 2009

Pull a Nemod

To be in a call with your quarantined classmates whilst being in class and accidentally turning on the volume so the professor can hear you.

Damn it, he almost did pull a Nemod and Olim was this close to being caught

by Your Fellow Agiist November 30, 2021

Frying Nemo

Frying Nemo — A PARENT’S REVENGE!!!!!

If you have children in your life; then you understand that once they love a Pixar or Disney movie, you will end up watching that movie 1,000,000 times.

YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GET EITHER THE SONGS OR THE DIALOGUE OUT OF YOUR HEAD.

So to gently persuade the children to watch another movie; or. to perhaps go outside and play; you might try cooking fish sticks or fish fillets after they watch Finding Nemo ONE TOO MANY MOTHERFUCKING TIMES!!!!!!!!!

And for the sake of argument you might call dinner: “Frying Nemo”. You know, to insert a psychological pry bar into their little heads.

If you watch children’s movies closely — which you ultimately end up doing whether you want it or not — you will see that there is always a wonderful darkness that can be exploited and projected at the child to separate their psyche from an over played movie.

You got to get them to:

…Let it go, let it go
Can't stand this movie anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn is off or I’ll slam the door
I don't care what they're going to say
Turn that movie off and the ballgame on
Tears don’t bother me anyway
LET IT GO!!!!!!!!

Now I feel better!!!!

…and kids, after we watch Finding Nemo FOR THE 1,000,000th time we can have fish fillet and fish sticks for dinner. Hey, I have an idea Let’s call dinner: Frying Nemo!!!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 24, 2023

Nemophilia

Nemophilia is the love of spending time in forests or woodland, particularly at night; going camping in woodland could probably be considered to be the equivalent of sex, possibly this is what John Denver meant when he wrote Annie’s Song. It does, however, make you wonder what woodland survival training, as practised by the armed forces, would equate to.

No Malcolm, people who practise Nemophilia should not be arrested and jailed.

by AKACroatalin December 30, 2016

Finding nemo

Finding nemo is a ma15+ rated movie.i do not recommend little kids watching finding nemo is for 15+ becuase it has sharks named bruise who is verry evil.there re also other scarey things on the movie.SO DONT WATCH IT.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh finding nemo is so scarey

by Finding nemo is scarey September 11, 2019

Finding nemo

When a girl in the bathtub can't find a guys Jewish penis within 3 minutes

Hey Rebecca, yesterday I was finding nemo with John.

by Bigdickbaljeet69 July 25, 2016