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To be made a fool of; To make a fool of; To confound or prove wrong; embarrasing someone
also Total and undeniable dominance of a person, group of people or situation as to make them/it akin to ones bitch.
Dude! you just got Neffed up the A! or
You were really neffed when you walked in on your girlfriend cheating on you.
neffed by alex neff January 2, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
To overcomplicate something unnecessarily; to make something take an absurd amount of time
Sam really Neffed that up... It took us 45 min just to order McDonalds.
Neffed by Bromatos March 22, 2014
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A whole new level of fucked. Beyond the point of no return.
Oh man he just got hit by a car. He is fucked. No, no, he's neffed.
Neffed by AuntieJay April 18, 2010
to screw the pooch, to really fuck up, to have a wack-off video online
neffed by Dan Cook2 April 21, 2008
Neffed (noun) Pronounced: just like its spelled.

1.To be fucked in a bad way, like in the ear.

2.The act of getting fucked, being fucked over, or fucking someone over.

3. doing something shitty or simply being a dick

See also : Mother neffer & neffed up
1. the Falcons got neffed! by the Giants the other night in 24-2 blow out.

2. You mother-neffer! you ate the last slice of pizza

3. if you get left at the alter that neffed up.

4. having sex with someone and not disclosing
venereal diseases means you'll be neffed for life.

5. thus far the ultimate neff is inviting a girl to a lake house and then neffing her wing man... in the ear
- the wing man becomes a mother-neffer leaving the other girl to be NEFFED by the circumstances

Neffed the Meeting 

To join a meeting under the guise of one topic, only to direct the discussion to a more entertaining (or often business-centric) conversation.
We met to discuss the audit, but he neffed the meeting and all we talked about was Monty Python
Neffed the Meeting by Genevieve Magoo September 23, 2010
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I LOVE NEFFEX!!!!!
NEFFEX by Ken Kanekineki November 5, 2018
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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