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Needle Ass 

An ass so narrow and skinny it resembles the threaded end of a needle. Characterized by the complete absence of butt cheeks, said persons bunghole looks like a cats with their tail up and makes only slight whistle noises when farting.

Can be caused by Noacetol overdoses, noassatall disease, or having a diet consisting solely of pizza bites and mountain dew. Deliberate needle ass conditions can be brought on by the Crack-ho-skinny diet.
Brooke's needle ass made it look like she had a camel toe in the back.
Needle Ass by John Wesley February 12, 2008
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ass needle

Similar to a dildo, yet it is the male genitalia where it can be inserted into the rear. For a lack of a better word, used for gay sex.
Oh Bernard, do me with your ass needle!
Oh baby - PROTRUDE me!
ass needle by Butter Monkey February 11, 2008

Needless Markup 

Slang for Neiman Marcus, a very expensive department store.
I spent $5 for my t-shirt at Target, but she spent $105 for the same shirt at Needless Markup.
Needless Markup by KChristieH October 10, 2007

needless markups 

Slang for the department store Neiman Marcus
Why go to to Bloomingdale's, when you can go to Needless Markups & pay double the price, for the same pair of Billy's!!
needless markups by Broke as a Joke December 30, 2008

needlessly complex 

The act of creating complexity where none is in fact required.
The SOX processes were needlessly complex, they had so many turns and twists, they would have made Rube Goldberg smile.
needlessly complex by FPB June 18, 2008

needless sacrifice syndrome 

The tendency of action, sci-fi, or fantasy media to needlessly sacrifice main characters for one reason or another.
Charlie from Lost, most characters from Lost, and every tough black sidekick character ever are all examples of needless sacrifice syndrome.

needless to say 

An unnecessary and somewhat obnoxious introduction to an obvious observation.
Synonymous with the phrase “it goes without saying.”
Person A: I heard that my teacher’s vagina smells like a toxic waste dump. Needless to say I won’t be putting my nose anywhere near that.

Person B: If it’s needless to say, then why did you say it?

Person A: Well…I…uh…I don’t know.

Person B: Dick (while walking away).
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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