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Neck neck 

A phrase Brock Molden and Carl Lightfoot started to address everyday situations. The world may never know the actual full definition. :(
Asha is such a neck neck. Carissa is definitely Neck #2. Ash quit being a neckum.
Neck neck by MOLDFOOT October 17, 2011

neck/necked 

To neck for someone is to snog them, the term is usually used in the merseyside area. i.e southport.
"did u neck for her?/him?"
"i necked for lew"
neck/necked by Sarah February 22, 2005

neck and neck 

to have the same chance of winning as someone else
We are neck and neck with our competitors, so we really need to work hard to maintain our market share.
neck and neck by satfay7 March 19, 2018

neck off necker 

A command to tell someone to go away or leave them alone. The words themselves (neck and necker) are probably meaningless, though could be related to the older English phrase you've got some neck. Similar to buzz off, piss off, take a hike.
neck off necker by Victorianman2 September 13, 2009

Neck On Neck 

Not an actual phrase.
Neck On Neck by Treatmonkey April 25, 2020

Rip your head off and shit down your neck 

As can be gathered from the expression, it indicates a state of intense anger and annoyance, so much so that the person making the threat is ready, willing and able to inflict physical pain and degradation upon the person who has annoyed them. While it may not literally result in the removal of the offenders head and defecating into the stump, it will usually result in physical violence and a humbling of the person who caused the offence.
The expression that is believed to have originated with the British Royal Navy. It gradually became used within all branches of the armed forces and later spread to the civilian organisations associated with them before obtaining wider usage.
"Malcolm if you don't fuck off I'm going to rip your head off and shit down your neck!"