Nechrowank 

When a nechrophiliac becomes aroused but has no dead bodies to make love with then they may go through the process of decreasing the temperature of their hand by sticking it in the freezer/ holding it in ice or frozen peas/ standing outside in Wick in January and having a snowball fight without gloves. Following this they have a thorough masturbation session with the freezing cold hand(s) to give them the sensation of a dead hand pleasuring them in their favourite sick, twisted perversion.

"Aw man! After watching back to back horror movies on my week off from working at the morgue I'm pure ganting on a nechrowank! Just as well I spent £15 on icepoles at asda last night. Back of the net."

Nechrowank by Jeepsaw December 23, 2008

Necrowank 

Wanking/Jerking off to someone’s pictures and or videos taken while they were alive after they have died.

“I just heard Fiona from the sales division has died I’m off for necrowank at her pics from the Christmas party.”

“If I had a tug over that actress who died last week not knowing she’d dead is it still classed as a necrowank?”

“I’m sorry to hear your mum died she was fit have you got any pictures so I can go for necrowank before the funeral? It would be embarrassing carrying the coffin with a boner”

Necrowank by Will Deerborn October 11, 2021