No one is more trashy than I. I am a Non-
Classy HO, a leader in sexually transmitted diseases. As a Non-
Classy HO, I realize that I am a member of a time honored profession (prostitution), known as “The Backdoor of the
Army”. I am proud of the term NC-HO and at all times will conduct myself so as to bring credit upon the prostitutes, my Johns, and my vagina, regardless of the
penis in which is inside myself. I will not use protection or lubrication to inhibit pleasure, profit, and definitely not personal safety.
Carelessness is my watchword. My two basic responsibilities will always be uppermost in my mind – debauchery during my mission and the
welfare of my soldiers’ penises. I will strive to remain scab-
free and orally proficient. I am aware of my role as an NC-HO. I will fulfill my responsibilities inherent of my hole. All soldiers are entitled to outstanding blow jobs; I will provide those blow jobs. I know my soldiers and I will always place their penises inside ANY of my holes. I will fraternize consistently with my soldiers and I will often leave them unsatisfied. I will be
loose and sloppy when recommending both
anal and falatio.
Ho’
s in my unit will have maximum time to gain
rank; they will not earn it for their merit. Ho’s will earn no respect, but continue to go up the pay scale because they screw over their fellow soldiers. I do not know how to be
loyal to anyone who dares fall for me; husbands, wives, or lovers alike. I will exercise selfishness by sleeping with other women’s spouses during
long stretches of absence (deployments). I will always compromise my integrity; I have no morality. I will not forget, nor will I allow my comrades to forget that we are prostitutes, sluts, whores, Non-
Classy HO’s, SHAMELESS!
