Naughty Puppy 

The act of positioning your female counterpart's face over a pile of shit during doggy-style sex, while smacking her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. Once the act is completed, she should be banished to the backyard for one hour.

My girlfriend has been very rambunctious and disobedient lately, perhaps a naughty puppy is in order.

Naughty Puppy by John Brennan July 26, 2008

Tallahassee Naughty Puppy Pile Driver 

The act of forcing your girlfriend to shit on the rug. Then proceeding to rub her nose in the feces while having sex with her doggy style all while spanking her with a rolled up newspaper and shouting what a bad dog she's been

Last night I was so fed up with Suzies constant bickering that I forced her into a Tallahassee Naughty Puppy Pile Driver just to shut her up. Funniest thing is that she loved it!

Tallahassee Naughty Puppy Pile Driver by Johnny tight shirts October 9, 2014