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Natoons by Urban_Wiki August 2, 2023
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United Nations 

A pathetic international organization that focuses more on preventing Max Barry from using their name in NationStates than stopping genocides, civil wars, and conflicts. The concept of it sounds great on paper, just like communism and a War on Drugs, but like those two things, they don't work IRL. They seriously need to step up their game and actually unite the world. At most, they send food to countries and maybe build a few buildings there, which is just slapping a band-aid on a guy who just lost their arms. They need to get peacekeepers in there and turn the country into Utopia by giving them the stuff needed to grow food.
Reporter: How successful was the United Nations at stopping the genocide against your people?
Victim: They stood there while my kids were being shot by insurgents. The United Nations is a pathetic, useless organization.

Rise of Nations Staff 

A staff team consisting of weebs which are wimps and the staff does a 1984 on the community everyday
Hey draig! Another senior got demoted today, the Rise of Nations Staff team head of staff YipuWanvg is mad!

united nations 

united nations by Dant3hl33t November 9, 2003

nations cap 

Chocolate City moe. Washington DC, home of go-go, mambo sauce, greatest president to ever be in office "Obama", high crime rates, mayors on crack and under rated for its size. Everyone be rockin New Balances, Nike Boots, dreads and northface.

Best place on earth soufeast all day.
Person#1: I went to the nations cap to gain knowledge on its history and i ended up losin my watch,car,wallet, and my wife to a black man.

Person#2: damn thats shitty, atleast you were lucky enough to make it out alive.
nations cap by BAIT. January 20, 2009

Shithole Nations 

Any nation that has a predominately non-white population as described by Donald J. Trump
Immigrants from shithole nations are bringing guns, drugs, they are sending rapists, and some people from shithole nations I assume are good people
Shithole Nations by Nutzen YerMouf January 12, 2018

United Nations 

1. a wet noodle.

3. An international organization. they own an office building in New York and they're about as productive as Dunder Mifflin, Scranton Branch.
1. The bus hit the small child as if it were a united nations.
3. The United Nations doesnt do shit.
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