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National Troll Day

In honor of Eduard Khil, we followers shall celebrate his death, June 4th, in memory of his beloved piece of art in the name of trolling. We hope he has a wonderful time trolling in heaven and messing with the gods. Love, your fellow trolls.
Hey, lets go troll some people on June 4th in memory of Mr. Trololo! It's National Troll Day everyone!
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National Troll day

The day of the year when the trolls of the world run a muck on the poor, helpless saps known as "citizens." The date is April 1st, also known as April Fools Day.
I'm staying away from my computer tomorrow. It's National Troll Day and I know there'll be something waiting on me.

I have this huge joke that I'm going to pull on my room mate, but I'm going to wait for National Troll Day to do it justice.

National troll face day 

Troll faces are a very valuable and important part of American history and culture. Celebrated on November 25th each year, gives people something to look foreword to before thanksgiving.
Sam: “Holy shit, tomorrow is national troll face day.”

Gino: “pog
National troll face day by Gp0 November 24, 2020

national troll andrew day 

where you mess with andrew until he screams and yells and rips his hair out like throwing his water bottle and ripping his folder and taking his stuff November 15th
national troll andrew day, make fun of him take his stuff

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026