every day is national shut the fuck up day, stop posting stupid fucking urban dictionary national days on your snapchat story
tina: its national show me your cock day!
bobby: its national shut the fuck up day tina if you really want to see some cock just ask you stupid pitaful excuse for a slut
March 20th. Annual holiday dedicated to everyone shutting the fuck up about every social cause they think they’re the hero of. Stop posting bullshit infographics on Instagram.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.