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National History Day 

A form of torture used by history teachers to ensure that their students have no life.
Dude I would have gone out on saturday, but National History Day is killing my social life.
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National History Day 

A metaphorical whip utilized by history teachers to destroy the lives of their students. Not to mention, the website builder is like trying to tell a blind and deaf person how to do calculus.
National History Day has a special place in hell.

National History Day 

National History Day is a contest that is held annually in which students research a historical topic pertaining to a yearly theme. Then they must do a project on it in the form of a paper, a skit, a documentary, or a posterboard thing. The winner at nationals receives 1,000 dollars.
DUDE NATIONAL HISTORY DAY SUCKS AND WILL ROB YOU OF YOUR LIFE! Especially when your partner's a frickin idiot.

I only have two primary sources!

National History Day 

for some reason, history teachers love forcing their students to participate in a random wacky holiday and spend like half the year on their projects
"The creation of my National History Day project came to me in a dream. Better classified as a nightmare, really. After I woke up, I knew I had to do a website. The other project mediums seemed more haunting and daunting. The only thing that made sense to me, the only rational decision after such a nightmare, was to build a website on the most difficult project maker. After all, if I could build a website on that, it would truly prove myself a proper historian. Using the website builder, I clawed and begged and howled to the computer screen for weeks, until coherent words formed, and this project was born."

National skip history test day 

All history tests on Wednesday, December 2nd, 2020 are to be postponed to Friday.
Guy 1: Hey I’m stressed about this history test Friday .
Guy 2: Don’t worry, it’s national skip history test day.

national love your history teacher day 

september 22nd, love your history teacher because he is such a hottie with a body. such a dilf he is, my favorite person ever
Suck: hey you know what day it is?
Deez: no idea
Nuts: its national love your history teacher day

national kiss the person who sits left of you in math and history day 

Yep January 13 is national kiss the person who sits left of you in math and history day
Hey why did you kiss me?
Well don't you know? It's January 13 and you sit left to me in math and history

Oh ok cool, I love national kiss the person who sits left of you in math and history day
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