narwhal bacon

“The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight” is a catchphrase that was created for Redditors to identify themselves in public places. It is used in fanart, rage comics, and is often referenced as an inside joke in Reddit threads.

Tom: How about "the narwhal bacons at midnight" Jim
Jim: What the fuck are you talking about?
Tom: Jim Aren't you CX4u069 from /r/sex
Jim: WTF TOM!? you sick mother fu!
Tom: hey heyy heyy waitt it's not..wha..
Jim: hahaha yeah I'm CX4u069..just messing with ya.

by ADanteM September 18, 2013

The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight

A phrase created on Reddit.com used to distinguish redditors from people with actual lives.

The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight test:
Person 1-"When does the Narwhal bacon?"
Person 2-"At midnight!"
Person 3-"I wish you two had dignity..."

by HerpDerpington1234 July 14, 2011

The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight

a meme originating from Reddit. has no defined meaning apart from trying to make you sound cool

n00b: the narwhal bacons at midnight!

everyone else: STFU!

by chaosbeast August 21, 2010

When does the narwhal bacon?

It is a sentence used to identify users on a popular blogging site. The proper response would be: At midnight.

You: When does the narwhal bacon?

Jim: At midnight

by Jcoolnades October 18, 2011

bacon narwhal

a sexual position in which you put the female on her next, puke in her vagina, then plug it in.

Tim: What's wrong?
Jill: Oh nothing... I just got bacon narwhaled....

by Taylen Spicer October 17, 2013