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Nordic Five
A hot ass group of sexy Nordics. The group includes Denmark ( Mathias Køhler),Sweden ( Berwald Oxenstierna), Norway ( Lukas Bondevik),Iceland ( Emil Steilsson), and Finland ( Tino Väinämöinen). They are all attractive as fuck and gay as all hell.
Nordic Five by ErenJäeger15 November 26, 2016
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Nardic • Nardical • Nardican • nardicles • nardicus maximus • nordic • Nardin • Nordic Skiing • nardi • Nardine
nordic skiing
coming in two forms, classic or skate, nordic skiing is the original and hardest way to ski. you use every muscle in your body, and race 5-50k. an average practice for high school is 10-15 miles.
classic is a back and forth motion, primarily using your arms
skate is similar to skating on ice, except you also use your arms some, but mainly legs.
there is no stopping because of....
too cold
too long
bad wax
bad snow
sore muscles
darkness
season (skis with wheels)
classic is a back and forth motion, primarily using your arms
skate is similar to skating on ice, except you also use your arms some, but mainly legs.
there is no stopping because of....
too cold
too long
bad wax
bad snow
sore muscles
darkness
season (skis with wheels)
nordic skiing by nordie4eva November 26, 2010
Nordick Helmet
An evolutionary predecessor to the teabag. One is Nordick Helmetted by "allowing" (most often because of extreme intoxication) another man to place his testicles on the forehead and run his outstretched schlong down the bridge of the nose so as to achieve the classic Nordic Viking warrior helmet look.
Did you know clint is a prince in Scandinavia? Yeah, he was knighted in the traditional Nordick Helmet manner last night after bar close. Lucky guy...
Nordick Helmet by Leaf Aaricson February 2, 2009
Nordic Skiing
the coolest sport known to man. also it is the best form of skiing (other being downhill) known to this day because ones that participate will be in way better shape and should, could, and will kick anyones ass who does Alpine.
John- Oh man i had a difficult nordic practice last night.
Dave- Oh i didn't know you do nordic skiing. Dude that stuff is legit
Dave- Oh i didn't know you do nordic skiing. Dude that stuff is legit
Nordic Skiing by Flava Fla May 10, 2011
nerdicapped
Nerds whose level of nerdism is so extreme that they have difficulty performing or are not actually able to perform routine tasks requiring normal levels of eye-hand coordination (i.e., drinking from a cup); whole-body coordination (i.e., walking); social interaction (i.e., casual conversation), etc.
Hey, dude, that guy trying to eat the egg fu yung over there is so nerdicapped that he just stuck a chopstick through his glasses!
That nerd is so nerdicapped he just fell over sideways while walking out of astrophysics class!
That guy is so nerdicapped he just stuck his latte up his friend's ass while trying to drink it!
Did you here about poor ol' Cuthbert? He's so nerdicapped he ripped his cock in half jacking-off to a rerun of Knight Rider!
That nerdicapped dude started to say something when that lady asked him where the water fountain was but then he started to make a high-pitched sound, apparently crapped his pants thoroughly and then ran away crying and hid behind a pile of math books.
That nerd is so nerdicapped he just fell over sideways while walking out of astrophysics class!
That guy is so nerdicapped he just stuck his latte up his friend's ass while trying to drink it!
Did you here about poor ol' Cuthbert? He's so nerdicapped he ripped his cock in half jacking-off to a rerun of Knight Rider!
That nerdicapped dude started to say something when that lady asked him where the water fountain was but then he started to make a high-pitched sound, apparently crapped his pants thoroughly and then ran away crying and hid behind a pile of math books.
nerdicapped by Red Shillelagh August 15, 2009
Nordic Five
A hot ass group of sexy Nordics. The group includes Denmark ( Mathias Køhler),Sweden ( Berwald Oxenstierna), Norway ( Lukas Bondevik),Iceland ( Emil Steilsson), and Finland ( Tino Väinämöinen). They are all attractive as fuck and gay as all hell.
Nordic Five by ErenJäeger15 November 26, 2016
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