Nerdic is the language of the technologically advanced or aware, and was so named by the European company Pixmania, which has compiled a list of new terms that represent nerdic speak.
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coming in two forms, classic or skate, nordic skiing is the original and hardest way to ski. you use every muscle in your body, and race 5-50k. an average practice for high school is 10-15 miles.
classic is a back and forth motion, primarily using your arms
skate is similar to skating on ice, except you also use your arms some, but mainly legs.
there is no stopping because of....
too cold
too long
bad wax
bad snow
sore muscles
darkness
season (skis with wheels)
classic is a back and forth motion, primarily using your arms
skate is similar to skating on ice, except you also use your arms some, but mainly legs.
there is no stopping because of....
too cold
too long
bad wax
bad snow
sore muscles
darkness
season (skis with wheels)
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John- Oh man i had a difficult nordic practice last night.
Dave- Oh i didn't know you do nordic skiing. Dude that stuff is legit
Dave- Oh i didn't know you do nordic skiing. Dude that stuff is legit
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That nerd is so nerdicapped he just fell over sideways while walking out of astrophysics class!
That guy is so nerdicapped he just stuck his latte up his friend's ass while trying to drink it!
Did you here about poor ol' Cuthbert? He's so nerdicapped he ripped his cock in half jacking-off to a rerun of Knight Rider!
That nerdicapped dude started to say something when that lady asked him where the water fountain was but then he started to make a high-pitched sound, apparently crapped his pants thoroughly and then ran away crying and hid behind a pile of math books.
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