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Offshore Drilling

the act of engaging in sexual activities on a boat

Senator, it appears you have changed your position on Offshore Drilling - Howell Heflin

by eatthekidsfirst July 7, 2018

nameposter

People who put their own, their friend's, or their crush's name on urban dictionary for god knows what reason. A typical nameposter has a low 70's IQ, is between the ages of 7 and 14, and thinks they're the best goddamn thing in the world and that everyone just cares SO MUCH about the name they posted to urban dictionary.

nameposter: "OMG I just put my boyfriend's name on urban dictionary! I'm so sweet!
sane individual: "kill yourself." <walks away>

by eatthekidsfirst June 1, 2018