“It’s loud, it’s powerful, it’s fuckin’ BOOM- like you know what I mean- it’s like- it’s like- you- like the whole neighborhood shakes when you hear a nailgun. That’s a fuckin’ nailgun. That’s why I’m the nailgun. Ahah! Its- that’s it! But I’m not like one of the nail guns you plug into the wall you get from like, Home Depot, I’m one you plug into a fuckin’ compressor- and you fuckin- and you just- BOOM BOOM- like, y’know what I mean!? Like, that’s a nailgun.”
A tool, albeit one that uses girls rather than being used by them. A douche; leads girls on; heart breaker; hypocritical; believes that he's "different" and "respectful to women" when he's one of the worst to them.
Audrey: He dumped her for her best friend, then broke her heart for some underage girl who offered him sex.
Shelley: He's such a fucking nailgun, doing all of that and still claiming that he's soo nice to women.
Audrey: I know, right?