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Nacogdoches 

Legend says it is the oldest town in Texas. The home of Stephen F. Austin State University - which is the only reason it's on the Texas state map in the first place. Commonly called Nac-a-nowhere, for two reasons:

1. It's in the middle of nowhere
2. If you know where it is, you are a true Texan

There is always a party to be found in Nacogdoches, primarily because of SFA, and because there is nothing else to do in Nacogdoches but party.
Texan #1: I'm going to college in Nacogdoches
Texan #2: What the hell is there to do in Nacogdoches?
Texan #1: .......Uh.
Nacogdoches by FarashaServal January 22, 2009
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nacogdoches 

u cant go anywhere in nac-town without bein in the hood/boondocks, most people are "gothinc" "punk" or "redneck" and noone in the entire town gives a fuck about anything
nacogdoches is like a town party
nacogdoches by b.a.m.f February 27, 2008

Nacogdoches 

I'm heading towards Nacogdoches to see many niggers
Nacogdoches by ChristianV10 June 28, 2019

Nacogdoches Proposition

The act of receiving a blumpkin whilst delivering a Cleveland Steamer; in other words, getting a blowjob while taking a dump on a woman's chest.
Whilst dropping a Cleveland Steamer on his date's chest, Max was shocked when she started giving him a blumpkin - the Nacogdoches Proposition at last!
Nacogdoches Proposition by 4E4 August 31, 2011

nacogdoches texas

Fucking boring ass town. Everyone claims there real though most aren't. Over ran by methheads and dealers. The oldest town in Texas is about the only thing worth mentioning honestly. One street is rich take one turn your in the projects. Commonly known as Nasty Nac, Nacognowhere, Niggogdoches, Crackogdoches, Etc. Pretty much the slums or Puts if Hell. They say once here you can't leave without returning for good one day.
Nacogdoches Texas is a fucking waste of map space!
nacogdoches texas by NacogManiac December 26, 2016

nacogdoches hs 

probabaly one of the most ghettoes school out in nac imo ye.
Damn bro you go to nacogdoches hs?
-Hell yeah man! shits awesome!
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B)
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A)
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