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Naai, 'noun'(pronounced N-ahy), verb, Naai-ing, adjective Naai-er.

Naai is a South African Afrikaans slang term meaning fuck.

It originates from the literal Afrikaans word of the same name which means 'stitch' or 'sew'.

It is most commonly spoken in the Western Province city, Cape Town and, as with the word fuck, it's meaning's vary depending on the use of the word.

It can be used in reference to sex or having sex as well as an expression of disagreement or distaste. It's also quite commonly used as an impolite way of referring to someone.
In reference to sex:

Joe: You know, I hate getting leg cramps when I naai.
Tony: Me too, but your mom doesn't seem to mind.

As an expression of disagreement:

Joe: For a million bucks, would you Toss-
Tony: Naai.

As an expression of distaste:

Joe: Tony, I forgot to-
Tony: Throw the naai milk out when it's off!

As an impolite reference to someone:

Joe: Tony, you can be such a naaier.
by EZMickey January 18, 2009
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The Nussy, or the โ€œnose pussyโ€, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
โ€œOh fuck yeah, swab my nussyโ€

Sir, please, I went to medical school

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To have wild/hot sex.
"Ek wil jou naai." (I want to bang you.)
by Miss Righteous May 23, 2006
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Naai is an Afrikaans word meaning shag or copulate. It also rhymes with another afrikaans word, braai meaning barbeque.
"Hey ou's Frik are having a braai and naai at his house!"
"Jirre that chick is uptight, she naais like a poes."
"I naaid this binnet and she braaied my knob end."
by Dodgy Bob January 26, 2007
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Jis, Koos is 'n ware naai.

Look at me when I'm talking to you, jou dom naai!

by Spyker February 27, 2008
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