Urban Dictionary: NTP

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Short for "Need to Pee". Used mostly in instant messaging.
When you need to pee really bad, it's generally good if it doesn't take that long saying it.

Charlie: What did you think about the party last night?
Mike: NTP. Brb
*minute goes by*
Mike: Bib. Party was great!

by JessHa September 15, 2007

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NTP

an acronym, abbreviation or slang word for “Need To Pee”.

Synonyms: full bladder, gtg to the bathroom, weewee time, etc.
Antonyms: DNTP*, empty bladder, no pee break necessary, etc.

“Karina, where are you going?”
“Too much water, NTP”

by Jacob (is) Black August 22, 2017

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NTP

Not the point.

Why are you buying basketball shoes, you don't even play!
NTP, I think they look pretty cool.

Charles: Dude, Andrew totally hit that last night.
Andrew: Nah, NTP, did you see the other chick he took home?! Bangin!!

by reeeeeeca April 22, 2013