Not real 

Grumpy single Karen lingo for "A stealer". Specifically used by Tiffiny Gomas who freaked out on an airplane because some guy supposedly stole her AirPods, she went on to make a loud announcement saying "That motherfucker is not real", however, before this was revealed, people believed it was fake people being placed on airplanes by the government, and one happened to scare Tiffiny, delaying the flight too. Of course this was false and she apologized. But still, "Not real" is lingo for "A stealer".

"That motherfucker is Not real"

Not real by REDBOSS2008 September 4, 2023

Not real 

May be used as a compliment to express how beautiful a person is, unbelievable.

@user1: Taehyung is so beautiful, he's not real I'm crying :(
@retroBTSus: He is real don't lie to people they think this is not real and photoshoop you don't love V >:◇

Not real by dontatmethanks September 30, 2018

Not real 

josh

"Josh is not real, remember?"

Not real by tylerr dun June 11, 2019

Not real 

That's just an assertion your repeating on a loop.

Hym "Coming from a guy who's like this anti-woke parasite of a comedian who has PARTICIPATED DIRECTLY in the public discourse and has LITERALLY contributed less than I HAVE; the assertion that I'm 'Not real' doesn't really carry a lot of weight. My comedy is better. My THOUGHT is better. The fact that you even consider what you do 'thinking'is an affront to the very concept of thought."

Not real by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

not real 

when ur upset or something is bothering you just think “it’s not real” because nothing is real and you should look on the positive sides because life is too short and guess what it’s not real

imagine something is rlly pissing u off or stressing you out but then u just think it’s not real and everything is fine

not real by notreal2007 November 3, 2023

Not real 

Someone who is acting like a bot or npc. When you can't even believe someone just did what they just did.

Guy: *dabs*
Girl: you're not real

Not real by anonymous November 23, 2023

Not-real-sexual 

A sexuality that like three people founded on Tumblr ten years ago and was posted on Urban Dictionary or a Wiki for a person to screen shot it and make it out to be a bigger issue than it really is, then a bunch of self righteous performative activists will try and jump to the defense of a basically non-existent group.
Nobody, or ten people actually identify under this label and most of the time it’s ironic. People will forget about this identity within a month.

“Wow this Not-real-sexual is such a dumb identity lmao”
“Dude you know that’s not an actual identity right?”

Not-real-sexual by Avon128 December 28, 2020