A derogatory term of something or someone that is not pure. The evil that you see lurking in reality is not a conspiracy. The more known word describing this conspiratorial perceived evil a.k.a. "Notnilc" - instead it's more fittingly called "Notmilk". Notmilk is something that doesn't resonate with the Christ consciousness. Notmilk is someone that cannot introspect to metamorphize an inner philosopher's stone.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!