NOT'S

Niggas over there

These "not's" always be trippin' and disrespecting everybody.
Preferably used when groups of not's congregate, become loud, then fight, and can't be stopped with reason.

NOT'S by Lee Ray August 20, 2017

let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet

Don't jump to conclusions, or let's not start celebrating yet. Cautious and borderline pessimistic optimism.
Similar: don't count your chickens before they hatch
Variant: "Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."

"I just got a letter that said I won a sweepstakes, but let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet."
"I just bought PAX tickets on eBay, but the seller had a picture of himself with a neckbeard, so let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet."

let's not start sucking each other's dicks yet by Sqrxz July 6, 2015

At least it's not semen. 

coined in episode 213 of the award winning podcast, Nobody Likes Onions.

1. Something you say when you accidentally spit on someone.
2. Phrase said when things could be worse.

"You just spit on me!"
"Well, at least it's not semen."

"I found a hair in my french fries!"
"At least it's not semen."

"I have cancer."
"At least it's not semen."

At least it's not semen. by Tits October 2, 2007

act like it's not shabbat

To masturbate. Jewish people (M.O.T.s) often avoid masturbating on the that day of the week, and therefore must do it more on non-shabbat days.

Teacher: "My, Jimmy, that was a long bathroom break, were you...smoking drugs in there?"
Class: "Ooooooh, busted."
Jimmy: "Hell no bitch...but let's just say it wasn't shabbat in there." (pulls out $1 bill) "Hey, slip the janitor Mr. Washington here for the extra clean up job, will ya?"

act like it's not shabbat by Nick D February 17, 2005

That's Not Sexy

Something One Types into Google and presses I'm Feeling Lucky to see some pictures. Advised By ImageChan after page 13 which states "go ahead see what happens and you'll thank me later". Don't go if you value your eyesight.

"Hey Type In 'That's not sexy" in google and press I'm feeling Lucky you'll thank me later"
"Ok lets see...OH GOD MY EYES!"

That's Not Sexy by One Who Lost His Eyes March 25, 2010

It’s not serious 

1. Wanting to be with someone without commitment.

2. they don’t really want you

He said it’s not serious, so ya know.

Nah bro it’s not even serious

It’s not serious by Medium_biscuit January 7, 2019

it's not science rocket

derogatory form of "it's not rocket science" (capable of being accomplished with ease; posing no difficulty), intent on mimicking the ignorance of the recipient.

"what do you mean you don't know what the address bar is? It's not science rocket."

it's not science rocket by Mattymatt November 15, 2006