nostrils ninety-nine

nostrils ninety-nine is the largest number in the world. the only number larger than infinity.

i love you nostrils ninety-nine times more than a fat kid loves candy.

nostrils ninety-nine by mynameis7 August 2, 2007

Starving nostrils 

Too have a unrelenting need for any snortable drug.

#1 "Whats his name?" #2 "Lee Blundell" #1 "yeah! He the one with the starving nostrils?"

Starving nostrils by Starving Nostrils February 7, 2015

Chloe's nostrils 

A cave where bats like to live.

Mady wanted a pet bat so she checked up Chloe's nostrils.

Chloe's nostrils by Lana2700 May 6, 2014

blue nostrils

the sensation experienced when one feels like they are just about to sneeze, but do not sneeze. similar to blue balls, except with the nose.

Dude, i hate when i feel like im about to sneeze, and get blue nostrils instead!

blue nostrils by Autismo420 January 24, 2018

Cum Nostrils 

The act of a girl giving you a blowjob where your dick reaches the back of her throat and once you bust, cum shoots out of her nostrils.

Bro, so last night this girl was giving me head and I busted my nuts and all of a sudden she got cum nostrils!

Cum Nostrils by ThugontheInterwebs August 14, 2017

Purple Nostrils 

The act of not being able to sneeze. Tilting your head back, squinting your eyes, and you end up swearing because you were unable to sneeze. Similar to blue balls but nostrils.

Gustavo:Fuck!!
Ethan: Dude, are you okay?
Gustavo: Yeah, man I just really had to sneeze and I couldn't
Ethan: I hate when that happens man, it's called purple nostrils by the way.

Purple Nostrils by PapichuloDajuan June 20, 2015

The Niagra Nostrils 

While a chick is blowing you, you cum in her mouth and tickle her nose so she sneezes and then the cum comes out her nose

sally got The Niagra Nostrils from bill and bill laughed.

The Niagra Nostrils by The Nostril King September 10, 2010