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A Navy system that is supposed to track your current location and contact information, yet your LPO will have to either ask you in person or call you to ask if you’ve updated it because he can’t check for himself. Maintained by the finest sysadmins around.
Updating your NFAAS is a Liberty item for today. It’s down you say, because the Navy DDoS it every time it needs to be used? Looks like there’s some JPME training you can do while you wait, shipmate.
NFAAS by KneeDeepInTheDank June 15, 2021
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Acronym for Not Funny at all Douche Bag. It implies that you like to receive anal sex. Also see NFAA
That post is nfaadb.

Everything about you is nfaadb.
nfaadb by Chang-a-lang January 15, 2006

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026