New Shoes

1.) new set of tires for your car. Originating in the rubber tires coinsiding with the rubber on the bottom of tennis shoes.
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2.) A woman. Originating to getting a new pair of shoes because your old ones are worn and/or outdated. "Nikes" are refered to as an extremely hot woman.

1.) A: "Check out my car's New Shoes!"
B: "That's tight man, i'm gonna get some!"
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2.) A: "Hey man, lets hit up the mall and check out them
New Shoes..."
B: "Ahh, i see what you mean..i'ma try and pick up some
new Nikes!"

by CHOFOMAN September 30, 2005

New Shoes

Letting your cock hangout of your trousers, then asking if people like your new shoes.

Kirsty was shocked when Westy asked if she liked his new shoes

by stesaf June 28, 2022

new shoes

A term to be used in public in place of "marijuana" "pot" etc.

1. "Do you want to go look for some new shoes today?"
2. "I just bought top of the line new shoes if you want to help me wear them in today."

by Ali F July 18, 2006

new shoes

From the squeeking noise often emitted from a new pair of shoes, a term for breaking wind.

Ethel: 'What was that?'
Tarquin: 'Sorry dear, you'd better hold your nose - that was my new shoes'

by Shaggy April 19, 2005

new shoes on the whip

new shoes on the whip: its gettin new tires on you car

gettin new shoes on the whip or new run flat shoes on the whip... rollin on 24's

by Doc Hollywood November 7, 2007

New Shoes Old Laces

The act of giving oral pleasure in a vehicle while trying to look you are tying your shoes.

It looks like Jeremy's girlfriend has a case of the "New Shoes Old Laces".

by Totsally April 27, 2015

like Kobe's new shoes

To say something is hot or on fire. Could generally mean bad-ass.

comes from the TV commercial where Kobe Bryant's new line of basketball shoes "Zoom Kobe V" catch on fire. They are said to be so hot, they are on FIRE!

a: "Did you see that fine girl at the bar?"
b: "Is she hot?"
a: "Like Kobe's new shoes"
b: "Daaaaaamn!"

by knuckler77 January 28, 2010