NEVASTIMES 

Combination of never and sometimes
The fuck around and find out way to say never and sometimes as one single word.

Hey mom how come you only come around nevastimes these days? Is it due to your need to show the entire neighborhood your Hawk Tuah skills?

NEVASTIMES by GettinOuttaPocketShawty July 3, 2024

nevertimes 

n. Times that never were.

Person #1: "I wonder why sometimes the toilet paper has crap on it after I wipe and sometimes it doesn't."
Person #2: "Nevertimes I ask myself the same question."

nevertimes by Monkeysquat April 6, 2007