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NinComPoop, a silly, foolish, or stupid person
NCP by JamesBond007 November 8, 2004
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NCP NCPGW
non-crystalline precipitation

i.e. r*in

what skiers / snowboards call r*in, since saying such a thing is blasphemous
oh man it's warm out for january i hope ncp don't fall
NCP by icedtea fromvt October 16, 2008
New Compton Productions..Exclusive and Elite yet dangerous entertainment group in NJ
1:"Yo whose throwin this party tonite?"
2:"NCP nigga"
1:"HOLY SHIT IMA DEF COMIN THROUGH strapped up"
NCP by kingpin April 21, 2005
"£4 for an hours parking?! Cunts!"
NCP by I Need A Jobby!! March 30, 2004
NCPGW

Nothing Can Possibly Go Wrong

The happily naive belief that absolutely nothing at all can possibly go wrong, usually said before doing something stupid.

It's a way of life
Bar Manager - "Princess Diana, I've seen your driver drinking at the bar all day! I'm pretty sure he's not in a good state to be driving...."

Diana - "Na na bro NCPGW it'll be sweet as"
NCPGW by oldbaz October 28, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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