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NBA Playoffs 

An event that once ended before the summer, which was great, since not everybody wants to watch the most intense part of the season all summer, they're ready for it to get over with so they can enjoy their summer, the season free of sports competitions, bad calls by referees, fights between players, and all the bullshit hype from the media and journalists (no wonder people take vacation in the summer). Not everybody is that desperate to see their team win, it was once good enough if they won in June, and the season was long enough without extending to July, which is silliness. Not anymore though, now people are expected to keep watching until summer is almost over.
Now that the NBA playoffs extend into at least July, players are being told not to think about the beach or vacation, and they're expected to take these kind of silly expectations seriously. It was bad enough last year when the NBA Finals took place at the same time as the World series, and hardly anybody knew or paid attention because it wasn't their top priority, of course.
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NBA playoffs 

There's always going to be the kind of person that keeps trying to change the entire league around so that the team they want to win doesn't lose, so instead of just seeing playoffs extending almost to the end of summer, you might see games extending to 3 or 4 in the morning one day, and players expected to stay focused and positive, which is a silly expectation.
What they've done with the NBA playoffs now is a good way to fuck with people heads, and that's about all it's good for.

NBA Playoffs 2018: Watch Pacers vs. Cavaliers Game 7, series schedule, TV channel, online stream

NBA Playoffs 2018: Watch Pacers vs. Cavaliers Game 7, series schedule, TV channel, online stream NBA Playoffs 2018: Watch Pacers vs. Cavaliers Game 7, series schedule, TV channel, online stream NBA Playoffs 2018: Watch Pacers vs. Cavaliers Game 7, series schedule, TV channel, online stream
NBA Playoffs 2018: Watch Pacers vs. Cavaliers Game 7, series schedule, TV channel, online stream
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004