agentsteve's definitions

nascar

An event in which big car-shaped billboards, bearing the names of hundreds of corporations, are somehow driven around a track at very high speeds by smaller, human-shaped billboards

I don't understand how NASCAR does it. How do they get those billboards to go around the track so fast?

by agentsteve September 23, 2006

riding dirty

Driving while possessing or doing something that the police COULD arrest you for. This does not necessarily mean running drugs or getting caught though.

My niggas was all riding dirty wit their tec-9s, but only half of them got busted by the po po.

by agentsteve January 2, 2009

trance

The ultimate music for improving your concentration. Great for studying, writing papers, reading long books, ect. Has a great beat to drown out all distractions but no words to distract you.

Fuck the mozart effect, i'm gonna listen to some trance while I write my report.

by agentsteve December 28, 2005

da fat rat wit da cheese

Some rapper from the '90s, only track I can remember is "back back"

i know this def sucks, but its the only one so live with it!

The last time I saw Da fat rat wit da cheese's video was 1997

by agentsteve January 12, 2005

gauge

A system of measurment in which a higher number indicates a smaller size. Most commonly used for wires and shotgun shells (the gauge refers to the size of the pellets in the shell, not the shell itself), but can be used for anything relatively small

A 12 gauge is more powerful than a 20 gauge

A high gauge extention cord will set your house on fire

by agentsteve August 27, 2005

French Rifle

A rifle that's never been fired, since the French pussy out of every war.

Bill: "How do you know that post-WWII rifle has never been fired?! It looks like a military weapon and it must be 50 years old!"

Ted: "It's a French Rifle."

Bill: "You must be right."

by agentsteve October 19, 2006

Latrell Sprewell

The former NBA player who is famous for inventing spinning rims, which are sometimes called sprewells in his honor, along with the Dada Supreme shoes which feature spinning rims. He was suspended from the NBA at one point for trying to strangle then punching his coach.

Damn, did you hear about what Latrell Sprewell did to his coach?!

Thanks to Latrell Sprewell the rims on my ride never have to stop spinning.

by agentsteve December 3, 2005