agentsteve's definitions

riding dirty

Driving while possessing or doing something that the police COULD arrest you for. This does not necessarily mean running drugs or getting caught though.

My niggas was all riding dirty wit their tec-9s, but only half of them got busted by the po po.

by agentsteve January 2, 2009

nascar

An event in which big car-shaped billboards, bearing the names of hundreds of corporations, are somehow driven around a track at very high speeds by smaller, human-shaped billboards

I don't understand how NASCAR does it. How do they get those billboards to go around the track so fast?

by agentsteve September 23, 2006

da fat rat wit da cheese

Some rapper from the '90s, only track I can remember is "back back"

i know this def sucks, but its the only one so live with it!

The last time I saw Da fat rat wit da cheese's video was 1997

by agentsteve January 12, 2005

eminent domain

Formerly the idea that the government could buy your house and use the land for a road or school or park or something that bennefited the public. Recently redefined by the supreme court as communist style thing that lets the government take ur house and sell the land to Wal-Mart so they can collect more taxes

Eminent domain seems more and more like something only commies would do.

by agentsteve July 15, 2005

Kill Dat Nigga!

What is mistakenly thought to be the title of the Grand Theft Auto parody from the movie Inside Man, which the young black hostage is playing on his PSP. Its real title is "Gangstas iz Genocide". However, this mistake has been made by many credible media outlets, and thus, in the spirit of Urban Dictionary, becomes the true title.

The game involved one black gangsta (the player's character) dressed in the West Coast style of GTA San Andreas driveby shooting another, then finishing him off by stuffing a grenade into his mouth, as the words "Kill Dat Nigga!" appear on the screen.

I'm going to EB to ask them if they have a copy of Kill Dat Nigga!

It's just a joke now, but everyone knows that someone is going to make a game just like Kill Dat Nigga really soon.

by agentsteve May 8, 2006

gauge

A system of measurment in which a higher number indicates a smaller size. Most commonly used for wires and shotgun shells (the gauge refers to the size of the pellets in the shell, not the shell itself), but can be used for anything relatively small

A 12 gauge is more powerful than a 20 gauge

A high gauge extention cord will set your house on fire

by agentsteve August 27, 2005

joint

1. a hand rolled marijuana cigarette
2. old school slang for prison

The chronic in that joint was really bad, it made me choke

He got 30 years in the joint for armed robbery

by agentsteve July 23, 2005