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N-Dimensional Quantum Mechanics

The extension of quantum theory to N dimensions, proposing that particles exist not just in superposition across probability space but across all dimensions simultaneously. In N-dimensional quantum mechanics, an electron isn't just a wavefunction in 3D—it's a hyperwavefunction in N-D, with components in dimensions we can't access. This explains quantum entanglement (particles share higher-dimensional connections), wavefunction collapse (observation selects not just a probability branch but a dimensional slice), and why your car starts making that weird noise only when you're already late (quantum mechanics hates you in all dimensions). The mathematics are so complex that even the equations have equations, and solving them requires computational resources from dimensions where computers are infinitely faster.
*Example: "He tried to explain N-dimensional quantum mechanics to his mechanic. 'The noise isn't in the engine,' he said. 'It's a quantum phenomenon involving dimensional superposition.' The mechanic said the noise was in the alternator, which existed in this dimension, and charged him $500. In another dimension, he fixed it himself and saved the money. He was not in that dimension."*
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N-Dimensional Quantum Mechanics Theory

A theoretical framework extending quantum mechanics into spaces with more than three spatial dimensions, investigating how wavefunctions, operators, and measurement behave in higher‑dimensional settings. It is essential for string theory, where particles are vibrations in a 10‑ or 26‑dimensional space, and for theories of quantum gravity, where the fabric of spacetime may have extra quantum dimensions. The theory also explores exotic possibilities: quantum entanglement across hidden dimensions, higher‑dimensional analogs of quantum fields, and the stability of atoms in worlds with different numbers of dimensions.
N-Dimensional Quantum Mechanics Theory Example: “N‑dimensional quantum mechanics theory showed that in more than three spatial dimensions, atoms cannot form stable orbits—which might explain why our universe has exactly three large dimensions.”

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012