myste

Myste is a grammatically correct person with big ears and colour changing eyes. Her beauty is unparalleled as are her grades. Her eyes are jaw-dropping and range from blue to green to grey, or all at once. Myste is fiercely loyal and a loud, protesting feminist. Myste says some of the most amazing things and is absolutely hilarious.

On the other hand, Myste can get a bit aggressive and despite not being able to throw a punch, her words are like poison. She won’t tolerate any bullshit of any kind, and seems to cause trouble wherever she walks.
A Myste is a rare find, so if you find her, hold on to her - you won’t regret it.
Myste has a vivid imagination. Her head is in the clouds and she dreams of singing her way to the top and being, essentially, the next Taylor Swift without replacing said Queen. Myste writes songs and is a budding guitarist. She also is only reserved for Shawn Mendes, so she apologises I’m advance. Myste seems a bit full of herself, but she is really a nice person with exceptional grades and angelic behaviour (seriously, she’s only been told off once in her life at school for swearing and a teacher overheard).

Thank you kindly,
Myste herself 😂

Myste is awesome. Myste has awesome eyes. Myste hates her hair.

by Jbdlosjhabeian January 24, 2020

Master of deception

on-point description of junior Grimes

What Junior Grimes is, (old J)

For none even close than mistah J at deceiving and he’s VERY GOOD at it since he’s able to blend in and stand out simultaneously. J is the master of deception after all, he could be your friend and your worst enemy altogether and you’d never even know nor suspect it

J is the master of deception, anyone who claims otherwise or to be the master of deception is deluded or mistaken

Master of deception is someone who’s able to appear as an ally when in reality is plotting your downfall and to overthrow order and your entirety

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Junior IS the master of deception

by Outlooker of omens December 27, 2021

Zhut Master

One of the sweetest members of society who is often getting high and smoking in his house, turning it into a hot box..

"See that guy over there?"
"Yeah?"
"That's Zhut Master T****"

by Zhut Zhut March 21, 2017

mystery hole

A kinder, more gentle and playful word used to describe the asshole, rectum, and/or anus.

"My mystery hole sure does hurt something bad today."

"How in the world did she get that thing inside her mystery hole in the first place?"

by www.babysue.com April 26, 2006

Master Ricky

The sexiest, hottest, most attractive, most intelligent, and most brilliant living being of all time. He is everyone's Master.

Look at how sexy and hot Master Ricky is!

by JTS2 June 8, 2019

Master player

Holds, caresses and makes love to his guitar. Can play it with eyes closed, backwards and upside down. Plays woman just like his guitar. Strings them along like a beautiful song. That master musician is a real Lee Ferrington, makes that guitar scream.

Lee Ferrington is a great musician, a master player.

by sthrngrc February 10, 2018

Ferrari Master Plan™

This refers to when Ferrari or one of their F1 drivers do something so stupid that it may a deeper meaning. It often refers to Ferrari's horrible 2020 performance in F1, when they finished sixth in the Constructers standings even though they finished second in 2019. The reason for this was primarily their car. It had a high drag chassis and a weak power unit, meaning that their car was awfully slow. In 2019 at Monza (Ferrari's Home race) Charles Leclerc won and Sebastian Vettel hit 365 km/h (227 mph), which is one of the fastest speeds ever reached in a modern F1 car. However, in 2020, they had a double DNF. The term is often used in reference to Mattia Binotto, Ferrari's Team Principal, who is often blamed for these results.

Ferrari Fan: NOOOOO!!! Ferrari P6!
F1: Teams who finish lower in the championship can now spend longer in the wind tunnel
Binotto: See, it was all part of the Ferrari Master Plan™

by Sainzisunderrated June 9, 2021