myspastic 

a person addicted to myspace

bob is the biggest myspastic i've ever met

myspastic by bboyhobbit October 15, 2006

Myspastic 

When a person is constantly changing their myspace profile, posting new bulletins, or updating their status and mood.

JESS. Why are you still online? It's way late, girl.

ALLISON. Because I'm fixing my profile.

JESS. Wow. You are totally myspastic.

Myspastic by Gingersnap007 April 17, 2009

McSpastic

An employee at McDonalds that either:

A: Gets your order wrong, regardless of if you check it with them or not.
B: Creates a McDonalds burger that either looks like it's been used in a food fight or a spastic has put it together.

"Some fucking McSpastic got my order wrong!"
"Which fucking McSpastic put this piece of shit together?"

McSpastic by Nitro10 September 9, 2011

mastastic 

adj.

When something is so good you could jank to it.

Also, a really amazing masterbatory session.

Christ, you see that short skirt? Bitch be mastastic son!

I know, I had a mastastic jank sess to her the other night, I'm still sore!

mastastic by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008

Mysjestic 

1: A combination of the word mystical and majestic, to create a raddass combination of the two.

2: A horses boner

3: Something a gay hair-dresser would say after he finished with your hair

4: An all around good word

1: Some nerds may think that WoW is mysjestic, but they are gay and aren't allowed to use this word

2: That horse's mysjestic is very mysjestical

3: Thath tho FABULUTH! MYSJESTIC!

4: Christian Mu and Katrina Woodz enjoys saying Mysjestic and mysjestical

Mysjestic by Christian Mu March 14, 2008

myspationship 

A relationship that is usually carried out and ended over myspace.
The begining of a myspationship is identifiable by its photos showing the new myspace couple, status changes and comments describing each others love. A myspationships' ending usually involves the deletion of aforementioned photos, rearrangement of top friends, and change of current status and mood.

Girl 1: Dan and Jess just broke up

Girl 2: wow, that myspationship didn't last long.

myspationship by charred_ewok January 13, 2008

Cunting my Spastic

The phrase "Cunting my Spastic" is to be used very selectively. It's not to be bandied around like the promises of governments and banks as the C word and the S word are particularly offensive in most places the English language is spoken.

The phrase itself, despite its obvious offensive qualities, makes no sense and that's what really sets it apart from all other frustrated comments you might make about a person or persons.

Your boss would possibly curl up and die the billion deaths you want him to if you used it in front of a client. Your mother would give you a "seismic cunting" if you uttered it at grandmas funeral.

so with this warning you must only utter this phrase when there's simply nothing else to say. When you're so desperately seething with impotent rage that you may shit your lungs out. For moments when your entire focus and purpose in life is to watch another person or persons suffer from the most horrific verbal abuse, so vehemently violent should your expulsion of these words be that the release of such profanity will make a thousand relgious people curse your name for all eternity.

Use it wisely, it is dangerous.

defending the recent abortion of a financial situatiuon a Labour party politician had the cheek to say "it wasn't our fault" whilst I knawed his mandible. "shut up, you're cunting my spastic" I replied when my mouth was mildly less full.

This is an excerpt from "Dreams of the Angry" written by Captain No Cash because you spunked it up the wall like a bunch of Union Twats. This name is a pseudonym.

Cunting my Spastic by Aaaaaaaaaaaargh January 14, 2011