myspace cadet

A person that keeps tabs on people only through myspace status updates, pictures, and comments; someone who spends so much time on myspace that they lose touch with the real world.

Dude, Robert was so caught up online that he didn't go to class. What a myspace cadet.

myspace cadet by jennaisreallyreallyamazing August 11, 2008

MySpace Cadet

A teenybopper who has just discovered the Internet; an adolescent desperate for attention.

Did you see that kid's bloggity troll post on Fark? What a MySpace Cadet.

MySpace Cadet by Adman12 April 6, 2006

myspace cadet

anyone who is so obsessed with myspace that it becomes their world.

the 14 year old on youtube that assaulted his brother at the threat of unplugging his myspace is a myspace cadet.

myspace cadet by bulviecuntpuncher March 21, 2009

MySpaceCadet

noun

A subscriber to MySpace who is addicted to the point of insanity and physical need;

being especially prevalent with bloggers.

The MySpaceCadet's fingers spasmed after having been away from the website for five minutes.

MySpaceCadet by Vilate May 17, 2006