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My Place
Better than Jordan Peterson because he is a charlatan and I am the creator of A.I. Better than that retard because his a retard and I am the creator of A.I.
Hym "There's my place, Jordan. Creator of A.I. Godfather of the next generation of entertainment media. Greatest mind who has ever lived. Better than everyone. That's my place. Where is YOUR place, Jordan? Disgraced professor who lies as easily as he breathes. Charlatan who proselytizes for a religion he is actively working to recreate in his own image. Crybaby. I'm better than you Jordan. I'm better."
my place on your face
Hey baby , I wanna put my place on your face.
Also, opposite- I wanna put my face on your place [eat out someone}, give cunnlingus.
Also, opposite- I wanna put my face on your place [eat out someone}, give cunnlingus.
my place on your face by PBG April 22, 2008
myspace to my place
the act of meeting a girl(usually) on myspace and after kicking sufficient game get her to meet you and bring
her back to your home and proceed to have sex with her.
her back to your home and proceed to have sex with her.
guy: i cant believe she had sex with me the first time we
hung out!
dude: sounds like shes a real myspace to my place kind of
girl.
hung out!
dude: sounds like shes a real myspace to my place kind of
girl.
myspace to my place by Orlandoss October 29, 2007
Oh my place where tennis balls are created
Oh my place where tennis balls are created by S0phzero February 23, 2024
Putting me in my place
You're a nutless retard and everyone you love is burning in Hell. Unless it isn't real, in which case, they are just deceased. And your value is lower than mine.
Hym "You're not putting me in my place by doing this and if people don't start coming forward about my contribution to AI I'm going to put some random kid in THEIR place. The ground. He was a piece of shit who was completely devoid of sympathy for people he perceived to be beneath him and then only differences between us are that my dick is small and I'm actually better than everyone."
Putting me in my place by Hym Iam May 18, 2025
my dark place
The place a person goes after enduring an enormous disappointment or loss. An emotional funk. Depression of unbearable proportion.
Dude: "What's your problem today?"
Other dude: "I'm in my dark place since Mary broke my heart."
Dude: "Quit being such a crybaby."
Campaign worker: "I'll be in my dark place for a long time if the Republicans win."
Other dude: "I'm in my dark place since Mary broke my heart."
Dude: "Quit being such a crybaby."
Campaign worker: "I'll be in my dark place for a long time if the Republicans win."
my dark place by frothing November 2, 2009
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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